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 | | | | Cafe' France - Main Meeting Room | | | | | TBA | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | Edgar County and Paris High Scholl Senior Students Scholarship Applications are due | | | | | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | You are more likely to act yourself into feeling than feel yourself into acting.
– Jerome Bruner | REACH | Great Job Kiwanians on a successful Pancake Tent. A big hand to Greg W. and Mary Ann.
Also, contrats to the Sons of Sausage on winning the Pre-Sale Ticket program
| Calli Baber | No | | |
 | | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | I'm Outta here....
Blaze Lewis | Installation of Officers | Welcome to the new board members
Dale Boyer
Susan Punzelt
Lynn McCool | Augie Griffin | Yes | Blaze Lewis | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.
William Ellery Channing | Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken.
– Mark Twain | Paris Hospital Ball "San Francisco" | Please sign up for the Steak Fry on Oct. 17 @ VFW
We wish a quick recovery to Duffy after catching pneumonia flipping pancakes. We sent a very nice bouquet with 3 roses and a pancake spatula, wishing him a speedy recovery.
Happy Birthday
* Dennis Adams - Oct 12 | Carolyn Sutton | No | Dennis Adams | |
| |  | | Cafe France | | | | | Monthly Board Meeting | | M.A. Heinrich | Yes | MA Heinrich | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Matthew 22:37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. | If water derives lucidity from stillness, how much more the faculties of the mind! The mind of the sage, being in repose, becomes the mirror of the universe.
– Chuang Tzu | Round Table | No program today, just a round table. | Round Table | Yes | Round Table | “This little computer,” said the a sales clerk, “will do half your job for you.”
The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; “Fine, I’ take two.” |
| | | | VFW on West Court Street in Paris, Illinois | | | | You'd better come and enjoy a great evening with your Kiwanis family. Bring friends, family and anyone that might be intereted in joining our club. | Steak Fry | Happy hour starts at 6:00 with (an open bar) and music by Motherload featuring Jim Donahue on Banjo. Dinner is being catered by Jeanine McDaniel. Dress comfortably and come to have a good time. Guests are welcome. | Motherload featuring Jim Donahue on Banjo | Yes | Gregg Whitkanack | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Psalm 70:4 Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: and let such as love thy salvation say continually, Let God be magnified. | I throw myself down in my chamber, and I call in, and invite God and his Angels thither, and when they are there, I neglect God and his Angels for the noise of a fly, for the rattling of a coach, for the whining of a door.
- John Donne | Infant Eyes | Great job Greg W. on the Steak Fry!
For confidentiality reasons, we have been requested to use the East "Cafe France" entrance to the building. Please respect the privacy of HRC's clients and use the East entrance.
Honeybee festival is looking to make some major changes in the near future. If you have any ideas towards the new changes or comments about consolidating the pancake and bee hive tents, please see Blaze or Augie for info on the next meeting.
Ron Bouslog, Early Risers President, has issued a challenge to the noon club. The first club to enroll 3 new members this year will buy dinner for the loser. Lets get started!
Happy Birthday belated to Chuck Shirar (Oct. 17) | Dr. Aaron Rhoads | No | Pete Templeton | After a bitter marketing war, in which prices were continually being undercut, Birdseye and the Green Giant got together to settle their differences at a Peas Conference. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Deuteronomy 23:23 That which is gone out of thy lips thou shalt keep and perform; even a freewill offering, according as thou hast vowed unto the LORD thy God, which thou hast promised with thy mouth. | For years I pulled my own existence out of emptiness.
Then one swoop, one swing of the arm, that work is over.
– Rumi | PHS Girls Basketball | For confidentiality reasons, we have been requested to use the East "Cafe France" entrance to the building. Please respect the privacy of HRC's clients and use the East entrance.
Honeybee festival is looking to make some major changes in the near future. If you have any ideas towards the new changes or comments about consolidating the pancake and bee hive tents, please see Blaze or Augie for info on the next meeting.
Ron Bouslog, Early Risers President, has issued a challenge to the noon club. The first club to enroll 3 new members this year will buy dinner for the loser. Lets get started!
Happy Birthday to Teresa Dennis (Oct 31st);Blaze Lewis (Nov 3rd)
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN! | Tom Punzelt | No | Dave Sullivan | Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?
A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Psalm 119:131 I opened my mouth, and panted: for I longed for thy commandments. | I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
– John Cleese | Morocco - The Most Wonderful Mysterious Country in the World | For confidentiality reasons, we have been requested to use the East "Cafe France" entrance to the building. Please respect the privacy of HRC's clients and use the East entrance.
First Honeybee meeting Friday Nov. 10 @ Noon @ Tuscany!
Welcome Augie Griffin as our new "fill-in" board member, taking the place of Tammie Pride through 2007!
Be sure to vote today! | Tom Hebermehl | No | Tom Hebermehl | Mother: "I'm afraid our son has decided to take up acting."
Father: "What's so bad about that?"
Mother: "Well, he's gotten so big that whenever he appears in a play, he crashes right through the floor."
Father: "Don't worry about it. It's a stage he's going through..." |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Board Meeting | | Mary Ann Heinrich | No | Kiwanis Club of Paris | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Matthew 6:20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal | It takes faith to believe, and it takes courage not to, and who is to say which is the deeper and more truthful.
– Herbert Weisinger | PHS Key Club Sponsors | | Gary D. | No | Dale Boyer | Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.” |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Proverbs 28:6 Better is the poor that walketh in his uprightness, than he that is perverse in his ways, though he be rich.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa | Speak to me, don't mislead me, the calm I feel means a storm is swelling;
there's no telling where it starts or how it ends.
Speak to me, why are you building this thick brick wall to defend me when your silence is my greatest fear?
- Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs) | PHS Key Club | For confidentiality reasons, we have been requested to use the East "Cafe France" entrance to the building. Please respect the privacy of HRC's clients and use the East entrance.
Happy Birthday to: JoAnn Drake 11-18 | Gary Doughan | No | Dale Boyer | Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Ezekiel 34:16 I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment.
To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes. -Thomas Carlyle | In the final analysis, the questions of why bad things happen to good people transmutes itself into some very different questions, no longer asking why something happened, but asking how we will respond, what we intend to do now that it happened. – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin | PHS Boys B-Ball Coach - 2006 Season | If you work at any events outside of a regular Kiwanis meeting, please see Blaze Lewis so he can get you make-up attendance for it and record the service hours.
***Everybody have a happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the time off with your friends and family.***
| Josh Virostko | No | Harry Hughes | The United States is the only country where housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning so she can do volunteer work at the day care where the cleaning woman leaves her child. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Joel 2:13 And rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the LORD your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil. | I am not interested in the afterlife. Religion is supposed to be about losing your ego, not preserving it eternally in optimum conditions. – Karen Armstrong | District 95 Truancy Program | Holiday in the Park Schedule
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12-17 (5-7p) Katie Lund
12-18 (5-7p) Dale R. (7-9p) Logan Hamilton
12-19 (5-7p) John C. | Richard Y.
12-20 (7-9p) Blaze L. | Linda L. | Dennis T.
12-21 (5-7p) Honeybee Queen (7-9p) Augie G. | Beth Hansel | No | Dennis Thiel | Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Malachi 4:4 Remember ye the law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him in Horeb for all Israel, with the statutes and judgments. | We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg Hegel | Changes at Paris High School | Holiday in the Park Schedule
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12-17 (5-7p) Katie Lund
12-18 (5-7p) Dale R. (7-9p) Logan Hamilton
12-19 (5-7p) John C. | Richard Y.
12-20 (7-9p) Blaze L. | Linda L. | Dennis T.
12-21 (5-7p) Honeybee Queen (7-9p) Augie G.
See Ken H. for information about Bell Ringing Schedules.
Congratulations to Dennis Adams who accepted the newly created position of Director of Foundation Development at the Paris Community Hospital.
Board Meeting on Friday. | Kevin Van Meter | No | Tom Davis | The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Kiwanis Board Meeting | | Mary Ann Heinrich | Yes | N/A | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | 1 Timothy 6:17 Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor trust in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy | It is, unfortunately, only too clear that if the individual is not truly regenerated in spirit, society cannot be either, for society is the sum total of individuals in need of redemption. - Carl Jung | Paris H.S. Show Choir | Holiday in the Park Schedule
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12-17 (5-7p) Katie Lund
12-18 (5-7p) Dale R. (7-9p) Logan Hamilton
12-19 (5-7p) John C. | Richard Y.
12-20 (7-9p) Blaze L. | Linda L. | Dennis T.
12-21 (5-7p) Honeybee Queen (7-9p) Augie G.
See Ken H. for information about Bell Ringing Schedules. | Susan Hiddle | No | George Griffin | A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear." |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Micah 7:18 Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy. | All other swindlers upon earth are nothing to the self-swindlers, and with such pretences did I cheat myself. Surely a curious thing. That I should innocently take a bad half-crown of somebody else's manufacture, is reasonable enough; but that I should knowingly reckon the spurious coin of my own make, as good money! An obliging stranger, under pretence of compactly folding up my bank-notes for security's sake, abstracts the notes and gives me nutshells; but what is his sleight of hand to mine, when I fold up my own nutshells and pass them on to myself as notes!– Charles Dickens | Partners in Education | 12-19 (5-7p) John C. | Richard Y.
12-20 (7-9p) Blaze L. | Linda L. | Dennis T.
12-21 (5-7p) Honeybee Queen (7-9p) Augie G.
Happy Birthday To
Mr. Tom Trogdon!
Merry Christmas to all, may you any your family's travels be safe! | Janet Messinger | No | Lynn McCool | BARB, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU:)
Q. What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Round Table | | Round Table | No | Round Table | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Round Table | | Round Table | No | Round Table | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Kiwanis Work Day | | Kiwanis Board of Directors | No | N/A | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Board Meeting | | N/A | No | Board Meeting | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. | A new scientific truth does not establish itself by its enemies being convinced and expressing their change of opinion, but rather by its enemies gradually dying out and the younger generation being taught the truth from the beginning. – Max Planck | Financial Assistance at PCH/FMC | Please contact Logan Hamilton for program information. He will be filling in the web-site, so the Chairman of the month, needs to let him know ASAP. ctpvinyl@mac.com (218.2121) | Meagan Lewsader | No | Terry Brinkley | The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.” |
| | | | Cafe France | | | "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
-Albert Einstein | "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
-Albert Einstein | YMCA Open Doors | This Day In History:
January 23rd 2005
Logan Hamilton was 22 years 1 month and 15 days old. | Will Welsh & Heidi Foster | No | Fred Kreckman | Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick!
Courtesy of Garrison Keeler
(PHC all the way!) |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Say not, "I have found the path of the soul"
Say rather, "I have met the soul walking upon my path." | Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein | Dynamic Homecare | Congratulations to Mr/Mrs. Dale Boyer and their little girl, Ava Renee. Ava was born
6lb 13oz, 19" long with dark hair. She was born January 26, 2007!
Welcome to our newest member Joe Bell! | Lisa | No | Gregg Whitkanack | A polar bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress say what can I get you. To which the polar bear replies..................."A Coke" The waitress replies "Of course but what's with the big pause?" (PAWS)
-Courtesy of Garrison Keilor |
| | | | Cafe France | | | “Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)” | "Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
Barak Obama | Trio | Congratilations to the 2007 Parisian award winners. Norma Travis and Harry Huges! | Warren Sperry (Mayo School) & Claude MaGee (Lakeland College) | No | Cindy Whittemore | Q. Why should you never fly with Peter Pan?
A. Because You'll never never land. |
| | | | | | | Proverbs 28:27 He that giveth unto the poor shall not lack: but he that hideth his eyes shall have many a curse. | In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.-- Mogens Jallberg | Smuggling, Drugs and Corruption on the Coast | | BM1 Kris Van Sickle USCG | No | Dr. John Wright | Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Ezekiel 36:27 And I will put my spirit within you, and cause you to walk in my statutes, and ye shall keep my judgments, and do them.
| Those who enter the gate of heaven are not beings who have no passions, or who have curbed the passions, but those who have cultivated an understanding of them.
– William Blake | Installation of Officers | Please extend a hand to welcome our new board of directors and Linda Lane, and a hand of gratitude to our previous board or directors and Augie Griffin
Sign-up for the Steak-Fry, Oct. 21st. See Dennis.
Don Wiseman My Bottle Collection - Cafe France 10/14/2008 12:00 PM
Round Table - Cafe France 10/21/2008 12:00 PM
Steak Fry - See you at 6 - Malfunction Junction.
Kiwanis Steak Fry
Steak Fry - 10/21/2008 5:30 PM | Linda Lane | No | Kiwanis Club of Paris | Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat! |
| | | | Cafe France | | | "Who should not revere you, O King of the nations? This is your due. Among all the wise men of the nations and in all their kingdoms, there is no one like you."
— Jeremiah 10:7 | Intuition is the conception of an attentive mind, so clear, so distinct, and so effortless that we cannot doubt what we have so conceived.
– René Descartes | My Bottle Collection | Steak fry is next week, see you there. See Dennis for Sign-up.
10/21/2008 12:00 PM Dennis Thiel Round Table Kiwanis Club
10/21/2008 05:30 PM Dennis Thiel Steak Fry Dennis Thiel
10/28/2008 12:00 PM Linda Taber - Director Oak Manor Linda Lane
| Don Wiseman | No | Lorraine Bailey | Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive- in?
He went and saw closed for the winter! |
| | | | Cafe France | | | We love Him because He first loved us.
1 John 4:9-10
| he happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
- Ruth Benedict | Round Table | Steak Fry TONIGHT!!! See you at 6 - Malfunction Junction. | Dennis Thiel | No | Kiwanis Club | A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back. |
| | | | | | | | | Steak Fry | | Dennis Thiel | Yes | Dennis Thiel | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
| A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills.
~Arthur Schopenhauer | Oak Manor | REMINDER: Next Weeks Meeting (Nov. 4th) will be held at the KC Hall for a Pancake lunch hosted by the Key Club for the Election. See you at the KC Hall at Noon on the 4th! | Linda Taber - Director | No | Linda Lane | Politicians are like Pro Wrestlers. They play characters that pretend to hate each other but in the end they sit around the locker room together laughing at the people who believe it's all real. ~ Daelan |
| | | | KC Hall | | | | Politicians are like Pro Wrestlers. They play characters that pretend to hate each other but in the end they sit around the locker room together laughing at the people who believe it's all real. ~ Daelan | Pancake Elections | We will meet for pancakes at the KC Hall. | PHS Key Club | No | Dennis Thiel | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Luke 8:21 And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it. | For as bat's eyes are to daylight, so is our intellectual eye to those truths which are, in their own nature, the most obvious of all. – Aristotle | 'Tinnitus and Hyperacusis" - why Tom avoids crowds | We are having a surprise birthday party for Tom Trogdon at our meeting on the 25th. He will be turning 99 and we want to shower him with lots of cards. So bring a card and be prepared to eat birthday cake!!!!
Let us thank each and every soldier in our Military. | Tom Hebermehl | No | Tom Hebermehl | TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Board Meeting | Board Members: Joe Bell
Dianna Bennett
John Carrington
Blaze Lewis
Bruce Young
Don McGee
Dene Rigdon
Tammie Pride
Jill Higginbotham
Linda Lane
Dennis Thiel | Board Meeting | Yes | Linda Lane | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | 1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness | Those who enter the gate of heaven are not beings who have no passions, or who have curbed the passions, but those who have cultivated an understanding of them.
– William Blake | China Summer - 2009 | HAPPY 99th Birthday TOM... We all appreciate you and what you have done to make this club the success it is. THANK YOU!
| Jasmine Bennett | No | Dianna Bennett | “What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.” |
| | | | Cafe France | | | [Jesus said] "And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins."— Mark 11:25 | I throw myself down in my chamber, and I call in, and invite God and his Angels thither, and when they are there, I neglect God and his Angels for the noise of a fly, for the rattling of a coach, for the whining of a door. - John Donne | Our Mayor Of Paris | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM! We appreciate everything you have done for this club! We wish you many more! | Craig Smith | No | Dale Boyer | The old accountant retired after forty years, and on the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said: “debits in the columns toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window.” |
| | | | Cafe France | | | 2 Thessalonians 2:17 Comfort your hearts, and stablish you in every good word and work | What good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you? - Rodney Dangerfield | 'Tinnitus and Hyperacusis" - why Tom avoids crowds | Bell ringers, make sure you get your time to ring the Salvation Army Bell.
If any Notes/Events or other information is requested for the bulletin, please e-mail programs@pariskiwanis.org so we can get it in here. | Tom Hebermehl | No | Tom Hebermehl | Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | 1 John 3:17 But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him? | Those who enter the gate of heaven are not beings who have no passions, or who have curbed the passions, but those who have cultivated an understanding of them. – William Blake | PHS Head Basketball Coach | Bell Ringers!
8:00 9:00 LORRAINE BAILEY/FRED KRECKMAN
9:00 10:00 DALE RASMUSSEN/JOHN CARRINGTON
10:00 11:00 AUGIE GRIFFIN/BILL BROWN
11:00 12:00 JOHN WRIGHT/HARRY HUGHES
12:00 1:00 GENE RIGDON/AUSTIN MASON
1:00 2:00 DIANNA BENNETT/JASMINE BENNETT
2:00 3:00 DENNIS THIEL/BRUCE YOUNG
3:00 4:00 RICHARD YATES/JOE BELL
4:00 5:00 KATIE JOHNSON | Terry Elston | No | Tom Davis | A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, nobody pays attention to me…"
And the doctor says, "Next please..." |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Monthly Board Meeting | Board Members:
Joe Bell
Dianna Bennett
John Carrington
Blaze Lewis
Bruce Young
Don McGee
Dene Rigdon
Tammie Pride
Jill Higginbotham
Linda Lane
Dennis Thiel | Linda Lane - Pres | Yes | Linda Lane | |
| | | | | | | | | Bell Ringing | 8:00 9:00 LORRAINE BAILEY/FRED KRECKMAN
9:00 10:00 DALE RASMUSSEN/JOHN CARRINGTON
10:00 11:00 AUGIE GRIFFIN/BILL BROWN
11:00 12:00 JOHN WRIGHT/HARRY HUGHES
12:00 1:00 GENE RIGDON/AUSTIN MASON
1:00 2:00 DIANNA BENNETT/JASMINE BENNETT
2:00 3:00 DENNIS THIEL/BRUCE YOUNG
3:00 4:00 RICHARD YATES/JOE BELL
4:00 5:00 KATIE JOHNSON | Salvation Army @ Walmart | Yes | Ken Hamilton (Coordinator) | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Proverbs 8:32 Now therefore hearken unto me, O ye children: for blessed are they that keep my ways. | Travelers, there is no path! Paths are made by walking. -Antonio Machado | HIS Ministry | If you have any notes you want here, or even a happy/complain buck you want to "advertise" let me know at programs@pariskiwanis.org! | Amanda Fessant | No | Carol Furnish | Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Ramona Sullivan | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | Psalm 68:19 Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. | We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg Hegel | TBA | PLEASE notify programs@pariskiwanis.org of your upcoming program! Happy New Years, Be safe! | TBA | No | Donna McGee | Blonde skydiver
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" |
| | | | Café France | | | Ecclesiastes 11:9 Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment. | I've been taking all these philosophy courses, and we talk about what's true, what's important, what's good. Well, how do you teach people to be good? What's the point of knowing good if you don't keep trying to become a good person? | Edgar/Clark County Truancy Program | Don't be a TBA and submit your programs today! Programs@pariskiwanis.org. | Beth Hansel | No | Richard Yates | What did the right eye say to the left eye?
- Just between you and me. Something smells. |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Paris Area Chamber of Commerce | | Brenda Buckley | No | Terry Brinkley | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Mayo Girls' IESA 3A State Champs | | Dan Gates | No | Fred Kreckman | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Gregg Whitkanack | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Cindy Whittemore | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Mary Ann Heinrich | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | Robitics are useful toys. | | Blaze Lewis | No | Blaze Lewis | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Terrry Howard | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Joe Bell | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Barbara Bergdolt | |
| | | | Cafe France | | | | | TBA | | TBA | No | Bruce Young | |
| | | | Cafe France | | |