Kiwanis Club of Paris

Herr Kallenbrecher:  "The patron of a fine restaurant calls the
waiter and complains:  This duck is only skin and bones!"
Herr Kunz:  "And what does the waiter say?"
Herr Kallenbrecher:   "The waiter retorts, 'No Problem, I can
also bring you feathers!'"

Well, the biggest Norwegian newspaper regarded this as an
arrest, since they hadn't told us that they were coming and
they brought me in.  So the biggest Norwegian newspaper
looked upon that as an arrest.   Jon  Johansen

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.  
Einstein

This is Illinois Primary Election Day.  Remember to exercise your right to vote!

Sighted wearing a Kiwanis button:  Donna McGee

Last week four members visited Mattoon Kiwanis Club.