Kiwanis Club of Paris

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.  Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.  He asked if they were willing to try it out.  They were both very much in favor of it.  The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.  But as labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.  The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.  The husband was still feeling fine.  The doctor checked the husband's blood proessure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.  At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.  The husband continued to feel quite well.  Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.  The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.   She and her husband were ecstatic.  When they got home, they found the mailman dead on their porch.

There is a reason why men experience pain more acutely than women.  That's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking about shoes.    Ardal  O'Hanion

"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes;  and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain.  Revelation

There is a board meeting Friday, noon, at Tuscany's.

The Paris Kiwanis Honeybee Committee is in need of help on their committee.  If you are interested, contact Brian Blair.