Kiwanis Club of Paris

Stock Market Humor--New Stock Market Terms
CEO--Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO--Corporate Fraud Officer
Broker--what my broker has made me.
Standard & Poor--Your life in a nutshell.
Stock Analyst--Idiot who just downgraded your stock
Market Correction--The day after you buy stocks
Cash Flow--the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
Bull Market--A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market--A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

"I never attempt to make money on the Stock Market.  I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years."   Warren Buffet

Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.   Proverbs 13:11

Kiwanis Board Meeting:  Friday Noon at Joe's Pizza
Kiwanis Anniversay Night: May 4