Kiwanis Calendar - Kiwanis Weekly Meeting

Program Name

Reminisces of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway--Fronty Fords to pink coveralls--or, Why do the engines have to be in the rear, anyway?

Program By

Joe Bell

Guest Of

Pat Bell

Meal

Lasagna, salad, garlic bread, dessert

Joke of the Day

The Top Five Indianapolis 500 Driver Pet Peeves:
5. Radio loses FM signal in fouth turn.
4. Having to take a leak with 100 laps left.
3. Forgetting to remove "the Club" before the race starts.
2. When wife says you lack viscosity.
1. Potholes

Quote of the Week

"Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here." Rodger Ward

Spiritual Message of the Week

And Jesus said unto them, "if ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed....nothing shall be impossible to you." Romans 1:17

Other Notes

May is Membership Month----Remember to Wear your " K ".

We are pleased to have Morgan Willoughby join us for lunch today. Welcome to Kiwanis!

Location

Paris VFW

Special Meeting

Start Time

5/18/2010 12:00 PM

End Time

5/18/2010 1:00 PM

Event Name

Kiwanis Weekly Meeting

Recurrence

Every 1 week(s) on: Tuesday

Workspace

Description

All Day Event

Attachments

Kiwanis Club of Paris