Kiwanis Club of Paris

I bet on a great horse yesterday!  It took seven horses to beat him.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

A young boy told his mother that his father had taken him to the zoo.   The mother couln't believe it. 
She said, "Your father has never taken anyone to the zoo in his whole life." 
The boy said, "He did, and one of the animals paid fifty dollars!"

"Don't forget, Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse."  from the movie: Tillie and Gus (1933...W.C.Fields)

Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.  THis is the first and great commandment.   And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love they neighbor as thyself.  On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.  Matthew 22:37-40

Today is the kick-off for a major fund raiser--Fair Racing Programs.  Please show your support for the work our club does with area youth.   Thank you for helping sell advertisements.  And please get your ads back in quickly!

May is Memgership Month---Remember to "Wear Your 'K'!"