Kiwanis Club of Paris

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it. "The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow, "says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!

The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology.  ~ Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
— 1 Corinthians 15:57 (NIV)

Congrats go out to Don McGee and his committee for creating a great evening of entertainment!