Kiwanis Club of Paris

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." -Steven Wright

And anyone who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.— Matthew 10:38-39 (NIV)

Honeybee Festival is looking for a few more recruits to help plan parts of the festival.  We start meeting this Wednesday, so if your interested, come to Tuscany at noon.  Remember, if it weren't for the committee, the festival wouldn't happen!
Pancake Days are over and we have an new incoming Presidente' and a new Lt. Govenor.
Sign-up for the "Autumn Fest" on the 13th at Malfunction Junction.  This is the time of year when we really get to hang out and enjoy the work of the last year.