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9/28/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Bill Brown
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/28/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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9/21/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Jim Acklin
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/21/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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9/14/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Pancake Roundup
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/14/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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9/7/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Richard Kash
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/7/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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8/31/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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George Griffin
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/31/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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8/24/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Chris Bloodworth
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/24/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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8/17/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Jeff Arp
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/17/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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8/10/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Dr. John Wright
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/10/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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8/3/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Tom Brock
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/3/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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7/27/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Pancake Day Planning
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/27/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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7/20/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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August Griffin
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/20/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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7/13/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Larry Jones
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/13/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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7/6/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Gene Rigdon
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/6/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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6/29/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Carol Furnish
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/29/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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6/22/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Rob Anderson
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/22/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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6/15/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Linda Lane
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/15/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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6/8/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Pat Bell
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/8/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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6/1/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Teri Dennis
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/1/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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5/25/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Race Programs Day
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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5/25/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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5/18/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Dave Wegner
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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5/18/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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5/11/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Pete Templeton
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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5/11/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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5/4/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Anniversary Dinner/Round Table
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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5/4/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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4/27/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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John Carrington
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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4/27/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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4/20/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Sarah Reedy
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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4/20/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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4/13/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Duties as a State FFA Officer and Recent Trip to China
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Program By
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Kiersten Kasey
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Guest Of
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Don McGee
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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4/13/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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4/6/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Kenneth Hamilton
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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4/6/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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3/30/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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John Sanchez
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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3/30/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Grilled Chicken Sandwich, Salads, Chips, Dessert
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3/23/2010 1:00 PM
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Program Name
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It's Baseball Season!!
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Program By
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PCHS Athletic Director, Andy Goodwin and Varsity Baseball Coach, Creighton Tarr
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Guest Of
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Harry Hughes
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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3/23/2010 2:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Pork Loin, Potato, Salad, Dessert
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3/16/2010 1:00 PM
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Program Name
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The New Sycamore Hills
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Program By
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Rich Neal
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Guest Of
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Dave Brown
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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3/16/2010 2:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Beef Stew, Salad, Roll, Dessert
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3/9/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Illinois Securities Department
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Program By
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Dick McDaniel and Vicky Mosely
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Guest Of
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Bruce Young
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Joke of the Day
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Stock Market Humor--New Stock Market Terms CEO--Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO--Corporate Fraud Officer Broker--what my broker has made me. Standard & Poor--Your life in a nutshell. Stock Analyst--Idiot who just downgraded your stock Market Correction--The day after you buy stocks Cash Flow--the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. Bull Market--A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. Bear Market--A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
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Quote of the Week
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"I never attempt to make money on the Stock Market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years." Warren Buffet
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow. Proverbs 13:11
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Other Notes
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Kiwanis Board Meeting: Friday Noon at Joe's Pizza Kiwanis Anniversay Night: May 4
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End Time
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3/9/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Ham & Cheese Croissants, Broccoli Soup, Dessert
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3/2/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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The New Senior Care program at Paris Community Hospital/Family Medical Center
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Program By
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Jane Furry, R.N.
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Guest Of
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Barbara Bergdolt
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Joke of the Day
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The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady, because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80 and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling hime a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40s, and a preacher when in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director. Astonished, the interviewer looked at her and asked, "why did you marry four men with such diverse careers?" She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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Quote of the Week
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"One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and a cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic." Lee Trevino
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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"Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life." Ralph waldo Emerson
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Other Notes
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Plan now to attend our Anniversary Banquet on May 6. We will award 5 scholarships again this year, as well as announce the Kiwanian of the Year. If you have updates to your address, telephone numbers or email addresses, please let Dennis know.
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End Time
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3/2/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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2/23/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Before the movie, "Taking Chance" became a movie!
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Program By
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Joe Bell
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Guest Of
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Joe Bell
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Joke of the Day
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Shortly after joing the Army, I was in line with some other inductees when the sergeant stepped forward with that day's assignments. He handed several tasks out and then asked, "Does anyone here have experience with radio communications?" As a long time ham radio operator, I shouted, "I do!" "Good," he said. "You can dig the hole for the new telephone pole."
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Quote of the Week
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"We are the United States Marines, and for two and a quarter centuries we have defined the standards of courage, esprit, and military prowess." General James L. Jones, USMC "The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!" General Pershing, USA
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, and he shall direct your paths." Proverbs 3:5
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Other Notes
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End Time
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2/23/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Hot Roast Beef Sandwich, Potato, Salad, Dessert
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2/16/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Shriner Hospitals
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Program By
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Joe Scheiner
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Guest Of
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Joe Scheiner
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Joke of the Day
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PONDER THESE: 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 3. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 4. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Quote of the Week
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"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand." Mark Twain
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick. Matthewe 14:14
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Other Notes
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The Salvation Army has reported that our club members raised $ 731.74 on the Saturday that we rang the bell. -------------------------------------------------------------- The Board of Directors voted to give $200 to the Paris High School Drama Parents. -------------------------------------------------------------- Many thanks go to Barbara Bergdolt for her artful creation of the Kiwanis advertisement that ran in Monday's Beacon News.
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End Time
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2/16/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Tacos / Taco Salad
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2/9/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Pain Management
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Program By
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Scott Williamson & David Grazaitis
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Guest Of
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Gregg Whitkanack
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Joke of the Day
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood proessure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on their porch.
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Quote of the Week
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There is a reason why men experience pain more acutely than women. That's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking about shoes. Ardal O'Hanion
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain. Revelation
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Other Notes
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There is a board meeting Friday, noon, at Tuscany's. The Paris Kiwanis Honeybee Committee is in need of help on their committee. If you are interested, contact Brian Blair.
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End Time
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2/9/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Lasagna, Salad, Bread, Dessert
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2/2/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Pax Program for Academic Exchange
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Program By
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Holly Meyers, Christian Eimertenbrink, & Sina Chahed
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Guest Of
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Dennis Thiel
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Joke of the Day
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Herr Kallenbrecher: "The patron of a fine restaurant calls the waiter and complains: This duck is only skin and bones!" Herr Kunz: "And what does the waiter say?" Herr Kallenbrecher: "The waiter retorts, 'No Problem, I can also bring you feathers!'"
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Quote of the Week
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Well, the biggest Norwegian newspaper regarded this as an arrest, since they hadn't told us that they were coming and they brought me in. So the biggest Norwegian newspaper looked upon that as an arrest. Jon Johansen
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Einstein
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Other Notes
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This is Illinois Primary Election Day. Remember to exercise your right to vote! Sighted wearing a Kiwanis button: Donna McGee Last week four members visited Mattoon Kiwanis Club.
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End Time
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2/2/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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1/26/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Paris Community Hospital Caregiver Expo
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Program By
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Dee Greathouse
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Guest Of
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Cindy Whittemore
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Joke of the Day
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "senior special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "but I don't want the eggs." "Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" stated the waitress. "I'll take the special then," my wife said. "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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1/26/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Soup, salad, sandwich, dessert
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1/19/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Technology, Social Networking, and TV News
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Program By
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Anne Dill, Anchor of Channel 3's Morning Show
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Guest Of
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Dale Boyer
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Joke of the Day
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AFGHANI TV GUIDE 8:00 "Husseinfeld" 8:30 "Allah McBeal" 9:00 "Wheel of Terror and Fortune" 9:30 "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" 10:00 "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" 10:30 "Buffy The Infidel Slayer" 11:00 "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" 11:30 "Matima Loves Chachi" Midnight "Veilwatch"
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Quote of the Week
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"Criticizing TV is second only to watching TV as an American pastime." Robert M. Batcha
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect. Romans 12:2
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Other Notes
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If you have any requests for meals, please let me know. Jeanine McDaniel Please check our website for upcoming programs.
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End Time
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1/19/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Porkloin, potato, vegetable, dessert
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1/12/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Photography
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Program By
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Tom Hebermehl
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Guest Of
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Tom Hebermehl
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Joke of the Day
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Question: What's the difference between a camera and a sock? Answer: A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.
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Quote of the Week
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"Sometimes I do get to places just when God is ready to have somebody click the shutter." Ansel Adams
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Each one should use whatever gift he has received to serve others; faithfully administering God's grace in its various forms. 1 Peter 4:10
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Other Notes
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Please check the calendar on the back of this bulletin to see which date you are responsible for the speaker and program. For upcoming meals and programs, go to www.pariskiwanis.org. "If there are any meal requests, please let me know, and I will try to take care of them" Jenneane McDaniel
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End Time
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1/12/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW
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Meal
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Beef Stew, Salad, Rolls, Dessert
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1/5/2010 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Friends of Paris Carnegie Public Library
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Program By
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Amy McGilvrey
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Guest Of
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Dennis Thiel
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Joke of the Day
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A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boooook". The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook". Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok, bok, boook". The librarina gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it. The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it."
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Quote of the Week
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It is impossible to enter a large library....without feeling an inward sensation of reverence, and without catching some sparks of noble emulation, from the mass of mind which is scattered around you. ... James Crossley
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24
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Other Notes
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Many thanks to Barb Bergdolt for her excellent work as Publicity Chairperson over the past four years. Our new publicity Chariperson is Donna McGee. Please give her your support. If you have ideas on how we can improve our luncheon set-up at the VFW, please chat with Dennis Thiel or Dale Boyar. Your suggestions are very helpful and welcome.
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End Time
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1/5/2010 1:00 PM
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Location
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VFW Hall
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Meal
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12/29/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Mission Trip to Guatemala
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Program By
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Dale Rasmussen
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Guest Of
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Fred Kreckman
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Joke of the Day
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A man had been lost and walking in Guatemala for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?" The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say "Thank God" to make it go and "Amen" to make it stop." Not paying much attention, the man says, "sure, ok." so he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God" and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse just takes off. Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, Hold on!!!" Finally he remembers, "Amen!" The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the sadlle and says, "Thank God."
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Quote of the Week
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Some wish to live within the sound of a chapel bell; I wish to run a rescue mission within a yard of hell. C.T. Studd
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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And be ye kind one to another, tender-hearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32
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Other Notes
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Reminder: Beginning next Tuesday, our weekly meetings will be held at the VFW on West Court Street.
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End Time
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12/29/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/22/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Edgar County Courthouse
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Program By
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Verlin Funkhouser and Ken Hamiliton
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Guest Of
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Terry Brinkley
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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12/22/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/15/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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"Head Start & Creative Center"
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Program By
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"Head Start & Creative Center"
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Guest Of
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Kid's Chistmas Party
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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12/15/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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"Head Start & Creative Center"
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Meal
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12/8/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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PHS Show Choir
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Program By
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Susan Hiddle
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Guest Of
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Richard Yates
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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Round Table, no actual meeting due headstart project. Headstart party at 11:30, Santa at Creative Center at 9:30 and 12:30. Meetings start @ VFW on January 5th, 2010.
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End Time
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12/8/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/1/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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"Christmas for Kids"
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Program By
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Amanda Fessant
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Guest Of
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Amanda Fessant
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Joke of the Day
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Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance. "Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it.
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Quote of the Week
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Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another; it is the only means.- Albert Einstein
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Today's Verse But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit." — Matthew 1:20 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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Bell Ringers and Holiday in the Park Duty coming up. Don't forget.
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End Time
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12/1/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Pork BBQ, Baked beans,salad, chips, dessert
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11/24/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Lincoln the writer President.
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Program By
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Joseph Sanders
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Guest Of
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Donna McGee
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Joke of the Day
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Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
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Quote of the Week
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - Ann Landers
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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If the LORD delights in a man's way, he makes his steps firm; though he stumble, he will not fall, for the LORD upholds him with his hand. — Psalm 37:23-24 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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The board of directors has approved a move to the VFW meeting room for all lunch meetings. As of January fifth (First meeting of 2010), we will no longer meet at Cafe France and will conduct regular meetings at the VFW. Don't forget if you have signed up for bell-ringing or holiday in the park.
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End Time
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11/24/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Chicken and Noodles, Mashed Potatoes, veg.,salad, dessert
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11/17/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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HRC Youth program
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Program By
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Rob Angus
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Guest Of
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Ramona Sullivan
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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11/17/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Chili, Hearty sandwich,chips, salad, dessert
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11/10/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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United Way Campaign 2009
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Program By
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Tom Hebermehl and a few other agency reps.
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Guest Of
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Jill Higginbotham
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Joke of the Day
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him? The little boy said, "I guess I'll kiss his ass and let him go."
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Quote of the Week
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Maybe one of these days I'll be able to give myself a gold star for being ordinary, and maybe one of these days I'll give myself a gold star for being extraordinary—for persisting. And maybe one day I won't need to have a star at all. - Sue Bender
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light. — Matthew 11:28-30 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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End Time
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11/10/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Ham and Cheese Croissant,salad, chips, dessert
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11/3/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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PHS Cheer Coach
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Program By
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Tricia Moreschi
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Guest Of
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Tom Davis
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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WHAT.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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11/3/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Pork loin, Scalloped Potatoes, veg, salad, dessert
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10/27/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Official visit of the Lt. Govenor
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Program By
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Linda Lane
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Guest Of
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Kiwanis District
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Joke of the Day
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Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A. It's pasture bed time (past your)
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Quote of the Week
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To be uncertain is uncomfortable, but to be certain is ridiculous. - Chinese proverb
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. — Ephesians 6:10 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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End Time
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10/27/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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10/20/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Coleman Cancer Research Center
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Program By
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Dr. Sang Huh
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Guest Of
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Lorraine Bailey
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Joke of the Day
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Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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10/20/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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10/13/2009 6:00 PM
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Program Name
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Autumn Bash (Malfunction Junction)
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Program By
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Barb Bergdolt
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Guest Of
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Barb Bergdolt
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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Location
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Autumn Bash (Malfunction Junction)
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Meal
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10/13/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Roundtable(noon)
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Program By
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Barb Bergdolt
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Guest Of
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Barb Bergdolt
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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10/13/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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10/6/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Office Installation
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Program By
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Fred Kreckman
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Guest Of
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Kiwanis Club of Paris
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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10/6/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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9/29/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Indian Joe Speaks Again
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Program By
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Joe Bell
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Guest Of
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Jim Acklin
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Joke of the Day
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Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob asked. "I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill. "So? Are you afraid?" "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely. Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?" To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
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Quote of the Week
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"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." -Steven Wright
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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And anyone who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.— Matthew 10:38-39 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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Honeybee Festival is looking for a few more recruits to help plan parts of the festival. We start meeting this Wednesday, so if your interested, come to Tuscany at noon. Remember, if it weren't for the committee, the festival wouldn't happen! Pancake Days are over and we have an new incoming Presidente' and a new Lt. Govenor. Sign-up for the "Autumn Fest" on the 13th at Malfunction Junction. This is the time of year when we really get to hang out and enjoy the work of the last year.
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End Time
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9/29/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Fried Chicken, Potato salad, slaw/salad, dessert , drink
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9/22/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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New 911 Tornado Alert System
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Program By
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Duane Fidler, EC ESDA Coord.
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Guest Of
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Bill Brown
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Joke of the Day
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
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Quote of the Week
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All understanding begins in wonder. - Goethe
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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— Psalm 141:3 — Set a guard over my mouth, O Lord; keep watch over the door of my lips.
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Other Notes
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Pancake days are here. We NEED your help to make this one as successful as the last. Sign-up sheets are out, please sign-up early and often. Notice the sign-up for "Autumn Fest" - The old "steak fry" this is our fun event of the year! Thank you for a great year Linda, we all know how hard you work to keep our club going.
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End Time
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9/22/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Broccolie Soup , Ham and Cheese sandwich, chips, dessert, drink
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9/15/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Katie Kash
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/15/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Pork Loin, Mac and Cheese, Cinnamon apples, dessert ,drink
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9/8/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Kiwanis District Convention
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Program By
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Barb Bergdolt
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Guest Of
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George Griffin
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/8/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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9/1/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Diana Bennett
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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9/1/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Lasagna, Salad, garlic bread, dessert,drink
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8/25/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Jeff Arp
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/25/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Pulled Pork BBQ, Lettuce Salad, Chips,Dessert,drink
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8/18/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Team Placement
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Program By
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Dennis Thiel
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Guest Of
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John Wright
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/18/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Ham and Cheese, Pasta salad, chips, dessert, drink
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8/11/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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PHS Football Program
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Program By
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Mike Brouwer
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Guest Of
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Tom Brock
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Joke of the Day
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? A: Never mind it's pointless.
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Quote of the Week
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It takes faith to believe, and it takes courage not to, and who is to say which is the deeper and more truthful. – Herbert Weisinger
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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And if the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead is living in you, he who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through his Spirit, who lives in you. — Romans 8:11 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/11/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Italian Beef, Potato Salad, Fruit, Dessert,
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8/4/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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August Griffin
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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8/4/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Sloppy Joe, Cole Slaw, Chips, Fruit,Dessert
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7/28/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Pancake Planning Day
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/28/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Chicken salad, stawberry salad w/raspberry vinegarett and croissant and dessert
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7/21/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Plant it Pink
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Program By
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Angela Wenthe (ACS)
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Guest Of
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Robin Gordon
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/21/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Taco Salad, chips and salsa, fruit, dessert
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7/14/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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General Motors
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Program By
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Keith Perry
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Guest Of
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Gene Rigdon
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/14/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Brats or Smoked sausage, Fruit salad, lettuce salad, chip variety, dessert
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7/7/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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EVAC Nurse
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Program By
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Theresa Switzer
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Guest Of
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Carol Furnish
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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7/7/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Hamburgers, Slaw, Baked beans, chips , dessert
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6/30/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Operation Medicine Cabinet
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Program By
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CAMA
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Guest Of
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Augie Griffin
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Joke of the Day
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Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
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Quote of the Week
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The follower of this path has one thought, and this is the End of his determination. But many-branched and endless are the thoughts of the man who lacks determination. - The Bhagavad Gita
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. — Matthew 6:33 (NIV)
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/30/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Fried Chicken, potato salad, baked beans, fruit, dessert, drinks
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6/23/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Trees for Tomorrow
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Program By
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David Dick
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Guest Of
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Kiwanis Club of Paris
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Joke of the Day
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What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around
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Quote of the Week
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. — Romans 6:23
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Other Notes
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Get race programs in, it funds our youth in Paris and is well worth the 15 minutes it takes to checkup on an advertiser.
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End Time
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6/23/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Philly Steak and Cheese, Chips , salad, dessert, drinks
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6/16/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Indiana State University basketball program
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Program By
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Kevin McKenna, head basketball coach, ISU
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Guest Of
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Pat Bell
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|
Joke of the Day
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
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Quote of the Week
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Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime. - Adlai Stevenson
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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|
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Other Notes
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Get race-program monies back to Dennis ASAP.
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End Time
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6/16/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Stuffed Tomato w/Chichen Salad, Fruit. crackers and small croussant on the side, dessert
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6/9/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Teri Dennis
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Joke of the Day
|
Why is nothing here... Because NOBODY is getting me program information. It's as easy as an e-mail. Programs@pariskiwanis.org
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|
Quote of the Week
|
Excluding the few below. Thank you to them.
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Please get some program and program information to me, this make the lunch more enjoyable.
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Other Notes
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No Announcements or Notes given either. Board Meeting Thursday @ noon @ Tuscany.
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End Time
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6/9/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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Italian Beef, chips,Pasta salad,dessert, drinks
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6/2/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Susan Punzelt
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Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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|
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Other Notes
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End Time
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6/2/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
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5/26/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
|
RACE PROGRAM
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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|
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Other Notes
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|
|
End Time
|
5/26/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
|
Beef tips and mushrooms,Baked Potato,veg,roll, dessert, drinks
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|
|
5/19/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
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Wind Farm Turbine Installation
|
|
Program By
|
Randy A. Peterson of White Construction
|
|
Guest Of
|
Pete Templeton
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
Election time is that period when politicians get free speech mixed up with cheap talk. - J. B. Kidd
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
"And he made the porch of the throne where he was to judge, even the porch of judgment: and it was covered with cedar from floor to floor." - 1 Kings 7:7
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|
Other Notes
|
I want to thank Pete for getting me this information quickly at 5pm last night... Thanks Pete!
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|
End Time
|
5/19/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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|
Meal
|
Tetrazini, veg,Salad,Roll, Dessert, Drinks
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|
5/12/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind"
|
|
Program By
|
Brian Roeder of EcoEnergy
|
|
Guest Of
|
John Carrington
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
What did the 150 kilowatt Southwest Wind Power wind turbine say to the 15 kilowatt wind turbine? - Trick question: Southwest Wind Power wind turbines don't talk. They whisper.
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
What did the California wind farm say when it met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger? - We're big fans of yours!
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
Great work to Augie on a nice evening last Tuesday. Thank you for all your hard work!
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|
End Time
|
5/12/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
|
Pulled Pork BBQ, Baked Beans,Slaw, Dessert, Drinks
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|
|
|
5/5/2009 6:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Kiwanis Anniversary Night
|
|
Program By
|
Augie Griffin
|
|
Guest Of
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Kiwanis Noon Club
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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|
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Other Notes
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End Time
|
5/5/2009 8:00 PM
|
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Location
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The Country Club
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Meal
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| |
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5/5/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Noon Round Table
|
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Program By
|
| |
Guest Of
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ROUND TABLE / ANNIVERSARY DINNER!
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|
Joke of the Day
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|
|
Quote of the Week
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|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
|
|
End Time
|
5/5/2009 1:00 PM
|
|
Location
|
Cafe France
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|
Meal
|
Taco Salad, Fresh fruit, Chips w/salsa, dessert, drinks
|
|
|
|
4/28/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
TBA
|
|
Program By
|
TBA
|
|
Guest Of
|
Sarah Reedy
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table. "What are you doing?" asked his mom. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
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|
Quote of the Week
|
Education does not mean teaching people to know what they don't know; it means teaching them to behave as they do not behave. - John Ruskin
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
Will you not revive us again, that your people may rejoice in you? — Psalm 85:6 (NIV)
|
|
Other Notes
|
Don't forget that we have an upcoming Anniversary Dinner, sign up, see you there. Please be sure to inform " programs@pariskiwanis.org" of any upcoming programs, and don't be a TBA, like today!
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|
End Time
|
4/28/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
|
|
Meal
|
Ham,Potato casserole,green beans,salad, roll, dessert, drinks
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|
|
|
4/21/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
WTWO/WFXW Anchor
|
|
Program By
|
Patrick Fazio
|
|
Guest Of
|
Ken Hamilton
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it. "The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. "Wow, "says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
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|
Quote of the Week
|
The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology. ~ Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. — 1 Corinthians 15:57 (NIV)
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|
Other Notes
|
Congrats go out to Don McGee and his committee for creating a great evening of entertainment!
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|
End Time
|
4/21/2009 1:00 PM
|
|
Location
|
Cafe France
|
|
Meal
|
Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, corn,pasta salad,roll, dessert, drink
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|
|
|
4/17/2009 7:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
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Comedy Night
|
|
Program By
|
Ron and Jan Easter
|
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Guest Of
|
Noon Kiwanis
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
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|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
Tickets Prices below $15/person $25/couple (Before 4/17/09) $20/person $30/couple (Day of event)
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|
End Time
|
4/17/2009 9:00 PM
|
|
Location
|
Paris VFW
|
|
Meal
|
Hors d'oeuvres
|
|
|
|
4/17/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Kiwanis Board Meeting
|
|
Program By
|
Kiwanis Board
|
|
Guest Of
|
Kiwanis Board
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
|
|
End Time
|
4/17/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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| |
Meal
|
| |
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4/14/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
PHS Jazz Band
|
|
Program By
|
Dan Tripp
|
|
Guest Of
|
Don McGee
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
"It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink." -- Dave Barry
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
It takes faith to believe, and it takes courage not to, and who is to say which is the deeper and more truthful. ~ Herbert Weisinger
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair and the wearing of gold jewelry and fine clothes. Instead, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God's sight. 1 Peter 3:3-4 (Read all of 1 Peter 3)
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Other Notes
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|
|
End Time
|
4/14/2009 1:00 PM
|
|
Location
|
Cafe France
|
|
Meal
|
Lasagna, Lettuce salad, garlic bread or rolls,cake, drinks
|
|
|
|
4/7/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
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The State of Illinois
|
|
Program By
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Representative Roger Eddy
|
|
Guest Of
|
John Sanchez
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00. Thanks, Billy
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|
Quote of the Week
|
Zen is like soap. First you wash with it, and then you wash off the soap. - Yamaoka Tesshu
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
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|
End Time
|
4/7/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
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3/31/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Edgar County Sheriff
|
|
Program By
|
Tim Crippes
|
|
Guest Of
|
Harry Hughes
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
|
|
End Time
|
3/31/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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|
Meal
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| |
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3/24/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Crisis Pregnancy Center
|
|
Program By
|
Donna Brinkley
|
|
Guest Of
|
Dave Brown
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
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|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
|
|
Other Notes
|
|
|
End Time
|
3/24/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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|
Meal
|
| |
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|
3/17/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
Digital Mammography
|
|
Program By
|
Bruce Houle, D.O.
|
|
Guest Of
|
Barbara Bergdolt
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show? Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” ~ Groucho Marx
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
Galatians 5:14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
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|
Other Notes
|
Honeybee license plates are purchase in advance this year, so get your's reserved early. Get tickets sold for the "Kiwanis Comedy Night" - April 17th. It will be a nice night of entertainment. A reminder that Janine will be catering our meals as of April 1, 2009. We will still meet at the Cafe France at our normal time.
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End Time
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3/17/2009 1:00 PM
|
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Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
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3/10/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
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City Water Project
|
|
Program By
|
Peter Petrowsky
|
|
Guest Of
|
Bruce Young
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, ‘Do you have water?’ The Jewish man replied, ‘I have no water, but would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.’ The Taliban shouted, ‘Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.’ ‘OK,’ said the old Jewish man, ‘it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.’ Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back… ‘Your brother won’t let me in without a tie’
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|
Quote of the Week
|
*Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. ~ Mark Twain *Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital. ~Kelly Barton *A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink. ~ John Heywood, English dramatist & epigrammist (1497 - 1580) *When you drink the water, remember the spring. ~ Chinese Proverb
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
|
Exodus 20:10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates.
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|
Other Notes
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|
End Time
|
3/10/2009 1:00 PM
|
|
Location
|
Cafe France
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Meal
|
| |
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3/3/2009 12:00 PM
|
|
Program Name
|
National Commander American Legion Order of 40/8
|
|
Program By
|
Ted Lang
|
|
Guest Of
|
Joe Bell
|
|
Joke of the Day
|
A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away, runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied..."I didn’t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh!!!!
|
|
Quote of the Week
|
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. --John F. Kennedy--
|
|
Spiritual Message of the Week
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Daniel 10:12 Then said he unto me, Fear not, Daniel: for from the first day that thou didst set thine heart to understand, and to chasten thyself before thy God, thy words were heard, and I am come for thy words.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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3/3/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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2/24/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Business Solutions Center
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Program By
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Stan Thurman
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Guest Of
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Joke of the Day
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An old lady walked into a newspaper office. She approached an employee and said that her husband had died and that she would like to have an obituary appear in the paper. The employee gave her a form and told her to write the obituary on it. She wrote, "Earl W. Worth died Saturday, December 2nd at his home. Services are at The Baptist Church at 3 P.M." The employee looked at the form and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but obituaries are limited to 7 words apiece. The woman took another form and wrote, "Earl died. '57 Chevy truck for sale."
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Quote of the Week
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Life shrinks or expands according to one's courage. - Anais Nin
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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1 Corinthians 15:51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,
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Other Notes
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There will be a short board meeting after this meeting today.
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End Time
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2/24/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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2/17/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Robitics are useful toys.
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Program By
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Blaze Lewis
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Guest Of
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Blaze Lewis
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Joke of the Day
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked "sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity,' 'interstellar space travel' 'the latest medical break through' etc. The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? 'A Martini please.' Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered "Oh about 100." So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50." <> <>The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, " A-r-e Y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?
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Quote of the Week
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I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines. ~CLAUDE SHANNON
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Jeremiah 29:13 And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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2/17/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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2/10/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Our New Illinois Govenor
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Program By
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Roger Eddy
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Guest Of
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Mary Ann Heinrich
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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2/10/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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2/3/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Sisters of Providence
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Program By
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Sister Rebecca Keller
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Guest Of
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Cindy Whittemore
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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2/3/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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1/27/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Paris Hospital
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Program By
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Kim Macke
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Guest Of
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Gregg Whitkanack
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Joke of the Day
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The diner was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “ Waiter,” he barked, “didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’? “I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter. “I hardly ever get a compliment.”
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Quote of the Week
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The significant problems that we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Micah 7:7 Therefore I will look unto the LORD; I will wait for the God of my salvation: my God will hear me.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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1/27/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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1/20/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Mayo Girls' IESA 3A State Champs
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Program By
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Dan Gates
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Guest Of
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Fred Kreckman
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Joke of the Day
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Q. Where does a cat go when he loses his tail? A. Retail store!
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Quote of the Week
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To be completely honest with oneself is the very best effort a human being can make. -Sigmund Freud
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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1/20/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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1/13/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Paris Area Chamber of Commerce
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Program By
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Brenda Buckley
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Guest Of
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Terry Brinkley
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Joke of the Day
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One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's neck and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."
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Quote of the Week
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The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Psalm 119:114 Thou art my hiding place and my shield: I hope in thy word.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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1/13/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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1/6/2009 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Edgar/Clark County Truancy Program
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Program By
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Beth Hansel
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Guest Of
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Richard Yates
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Joke of the Day
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What did the right eye say to the left eye? - Just between you and me. Something smells.
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Quote of the Week
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I've been taking all these philosophy courses, and we talk about what's true, what's important, what's good. Well, how do you teach people to be good? What's the point of knowing good if you don't keep trying to become a good person?
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Ecclesiastes 11:9 Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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1/6/2009 1:00 PM
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Location
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Café France
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Meal
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12/30/2008 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Donna McGee
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Joke of the Day
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Blonde skydiver A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Quote of the Week
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We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg Hegel
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Psalm 68:19 Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation.
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Other Notes
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End Time
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12/30/2008 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/23/2008 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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TBA
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Program By
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TBA
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Guest Of
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Ramona Sullivan
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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End Time
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12/23/2008 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/16/2008 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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HIS Ministry
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Program By
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Amanda Fessant
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Guest Of
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Carol Furnish
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Joke of the Day
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Quote of the Week
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Travelers, there is no path! Paths are made by walking. -Antonio Machado
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Proverbs 8:32 Now therefore hearken unto me, O ye children: for blessed are they that keep my ways.
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Other Notes
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If you have any notes you want here, or even a happy/complain buck you want to "advertise" let me know at programs@pariskiwanis.org!
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End Time
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12/16/2008 1:00 PM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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12/13/2008 8:00 AM
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Program Name
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Bell Ringing
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Program By
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Salvation Army @ Walmart
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Guest Of
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Ken Hamilton (Coordinator)
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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8:00 9:00 LORRAINE BAILEY/FRED KRECKMAN 9:00 10:00 DALE RASMUSSEN/JOHN CARRINGTON 10:00 11:00 AUGIE GRIFFIN/BILL BROWN 11:00 12:00 JOHN WRIGHT/HARRY HUGHES 12:00 1:00 GENE RIGDON/AUSTIN MASON 1:00 2:00 DIANNA BENNETT/JASMINE BENNETT 2:00 3:00 DENNIS THIEL/BRUCE YOUNG 3:00 4:00 RICHARD YATES/JOE BELL 4:00 5:00 KATIE JOHNSON
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End Time
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12/13/2008 5:00 PM
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Meal
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12/12/2008 12:00 PM
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Program Name
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Monthly Board Meeting
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Program By
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Linda Lane - Pres
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Guest Of
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Linda Lane
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Joke of the Day
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Quote of the Week
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Spiritual Message of the Week
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Other Notes
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Board Members: Joe Bell Dianna Bennett John Carrington Blaze Lewis Bruce Young Don McGee Dene Rigdon Tammie Pride Jill Higginbotham Linda Lane Dennis Thiel
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End Time
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2/9/2092 12:00 AM
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Location
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Cafe France
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Meal
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